Certain holy and sacred matters exist in the world. Things like the Bible, cute cat videos, Gandhi, and pizza are Earthly treasures that no one dares to tarnish. However, leave it to America to try. One brave soul on YouTube decided to demolish one of Earth’s most famous musical masterpieces. Nintendo and Mario may never recover.
AMERICAN ON YOUTUBE UNLEASHES FREEDOM ON NINTENDO AND MARIO
At first glance, this might look like an innocent video honoring a birthday and an old friend. However, don’t let this lame attempt at humor fool you. It was an act of war on Nintendo. In the video, this bold American takes to YouTube and unleashes a little freedom on everyone’s favorite plumber. Trumpet in one hand and gun in the other, this man proceeds to do his rendition of the original Super Mario theme song.
As you can see by the video, the man replaces gunshots with key moments in the composition. This is not just a creative cover of a classic song. It’s a sad statement on American expression.
YOUTUBE SHOWS THAT AMERICANS NEED GUNS TO EXPRESS THEMSELVES; NINTENDO AND MARIO UNDER FIRE
It’s a sad day when the world laughs off a video like this. Besides making fun of Nintendo and Mario in a violent fashion, this act of “humor” is really just a sad example of an expression. Looking past the lighthearted backdrop of Nintendo’s Super Mario theme song, we see an angry person who can’t express himself without guns. Is this what the country resorts to nowadays? Guns are already in video games, movies, television and everywhere in real life America. Now, they have to infiltrate Youtube.
As you can see in the YouTube comments, no one is even commending him on his trumpet skills. All the attention is directed towards the gun. Violence trumps art. That is the moral of this video. Hence. Nintendo and Mario are just a platform for violence and self-expression here and sadly, it won’t be the last time.
YOUTUBE DESTROYED NINTENDO AND MARIO LEGACY WITH FARTS
If the previous video didn’t do enough to tarnish the legacy that is Mario, then let this one try to top it. YouTuber “VSauce” came out with a video called “Mario Farts”. As you can imagine, there is a large amount of flatulence directed towards the Nintendo icon. Okay, so what’s the deal with some silly farts you ask? Well, it’s cheap and unintelligent humor. Yet, it got over 8 million views. This is exactly what Mike Judge predicted with his film Idiocracy. In addition to electing reality tv starts into office, now we’re also laughing at fart jokes. Furthermore, the whole thing is racist.
Watching this particular Youtube video, you’ll notice the commentary. It’s obviously an exaggerated Italian accent. Since the times of early 1900’s, Italians have put up with this kind of shenanigans. If someone does a stereotypical Asian accent, it’s racist. But an Italian one is fine to do? Pay the Italian people some respect.
YOUTUBE CONTINUES TO TARNISH NINTENDO AND MARIO REPUTATION
Just go on YouTube and witness first hand the debauchery of Nintendo. This institution deserves much more respect than they’re getting. Youtube is making a mockery out of a world famous icon and it has to stop now. Furthermore, if it doesn’t stop here, where will it? What’s next? The World Wildlife Foundation? Sesame Street? We need to draw the line somewhere. Make fun of Luigi if you have to. Or Peach.